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Have a Terrible New Year!

If you're tired of the incessant "Have a great, joyful New Year" chirping, then this post is for you! Have a terrible, moldy, mossy fungus-filled New Year. May you trip lots (and I don't mean trips to London or Paris). May your pets delightfully puke all over and hide pee and poo surprises. May you read boring, sleep-inducing books. May your hair constantly have a "windblown" look.

Oh! But have a good day. :D


** This post is, of course, tongue in cheek.

I'd love to hear from y'all on how you plan to have the mostest terriblest 2013!

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